January 08, 2009

My Bloody Events Calendar

So, last month I posted a run-down of the film events in and around L.A. I promised to do it every week, and I have. Where is it? At culture blog LAist.

I'm very grateful for the opportunity, exposure & very proud to point you towards this week's column!

Now, as I continually look for ways to engage this blog, my film knowledge & have a bit of fun, let's talk My Bloody Valentine 3-D:



What's wrong with this picture? Not the remake (since that means the original is getting a re-release with its long-awaited deleted scenes attached). Not the 3D (if it can make Beowulf entertaining, it's one hell of a gimmick!).

It's the release date.

Why the hell is My Bloody Valentine, the perfect Valentine's Day counter-program (hint: some people, including those in happy relationships, get sick of watching Amelie every year), being released January 16th? I know Lionsgate hates horror films now, but you'd think the mega-successful Saw franchise has taught them to make a killing with seasonal/well-timed horror releases.

Considering January-February is an unofficial studio "dumping period", I doubt any film released now, including My Bloody Valentine, has legs to last through February. And it's a damn shame, as holiday-themed horror films are one of my favorite gimmicks & guiltiest pleasures.

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